If you’re really serious about getting vaccinated ASAP, commit any one of a thousand different frauds, up to and including paying someone who looks kind of like you for their spot & use of their ID.
Slightly less unethical would be actually getting a job that qualifies you—orderly in a nursing home; file clerk in a hospital; there are lots of options that don’t require a medial credentials.
I do have limits to how far I’d go. The impression I have in my head is that the two ways to jump in line are 1) malfunctions where they have to give them away or throw them away 2) areas where the demand is so low that they’re having to choose fairly lax rules or throw them away. My hope is that there’s a way to get a vaccine that wouldn’t have gone to anyone truly in need without having to do anything particularly illegal
If you’re really serious about getting vaccinated ASAP, commit any one of a thousand different frauds, up to and including paying someone who looks kind of like you for their spot & use of their ID.
Slightly less unethical would be actually getting a job that qualifies you—orderly in a nursing home; file clerk in a hospital; there are lots of options that don’t require a medial credentials.
I do have limits to how far I’d go. The impression I have in my head is that the two ways to jump in line are 1) malfunctions where they have to give them away or throw them away 2) areas where the demand is so low that they’re having to choose fairly lax rules or throw them away. My hope is that there’s a way to get a vaccine that wouldn’t have gone to anyone truly in need without having to do anything particularly illegal