Congratulations to Paris Hilton

...on sign­ing up for cry­op­reser­va­tion with the Cry­on­ics In­sti­tute.

(No, it’s not a joke.)

Any­one not signed up for cry­on­ics has now lost the right to make fun of Paris Hil­ton,
be­cause no mat­ter what else she does wrong, and what else you do right,
all of it to­gether can’t out­weigh the life con­se­quences of that one lit­tle de­ci­sion.

Con­grat­u­la­tions, Paris. I look for­ward to meet­ing you some­day.

Ad­den­dum: On Nov 28 ’07, Paris Hil­ton de­nied be­ing signed up for cry­on­ics. Oh well.