The act of striking a match in a magical world causes the magical elements to exert force upon the oxygen molecules surrounding the tip of the match, creating a small oxygen-free space in which the match can’t light.
Firstly, you are not a wizard. Unless perhaps you’re engaging in useless definitional sophistry to pretend that wizard means something aside from common usage or some such nonsense, in order to fruitlessly pretend that you know what you’re talking about.
Secondly, you are explicitly inventing a nonsense explanation to explain a nonsense phenomenon. As well say that the match doesn’t light in the magical world because magical energies destroy phlogiston.
uh.… how do I put this....
No.
I am a wizard, so let me explain how it works:
The act of striking a match in a magical world causes the magical elements to exert force upon the oxygen molecules surrounding the tip of the match, creating a small oxygen-free space in which the match can’t light.
Yeah...
No.
Firstly, you are not a wizard. Unless perhaps you’re engaging in useless definitional sophistry to pretend that wizard means something aside from common usage or some such nonsense, in order to fruitlessly pretend that you know what you’re talking about.
Secondly, you are explicitly inventing a nonsense explanation to explain a nonsense phenomenon. As well say that the match doesn’t light in the magical world because magical energies destroy phlogiston.