You are a rapist.
Do the dangling variable dance! It goes something like this:
I’m a conservative! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!Abortion is murder! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!I’m a libertarian! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!Taxation is slavery! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!I’m a liberal! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!Acting confident and suppressing nervousness is rape! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
Do the dangling variable dance! It goes something like this:
I’m a conservative! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
Abortion is murder! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
I’m a libertarian! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
Taxation is slavery! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
I’m a liberal! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!
Acting confident and suppressing nervousness is rape! Dangle dangle dangle dangle!