Cartman: I can try to catch it, but I’m going to need all the resources you’ve got. If this thing isn’t contained, your Easter Egg hunt is going to be a bloodbath.
Mr. Billings: What do you think, Peters? What are the chances that this ‘Jewpacabra’ is real?
Peters: I’m estimating somewhere around .000000001%.
Mr. Billings: We can’t afford to take that chance. Get this kid whatever he needs.
South Park, Se 16 ep 4, “Jewpacabra”
note: edited for concision. script
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