Idan Arye comments on A Philosopher Walks Into A Coffee Shop

[Idan Arye]

Rene Descartes goes up to the counter. “I’ll have a scone,” he says. “Would you like juice with that?” asks the barista. “I think not,” says Descartes, and he ceases to exist.

I can’t believe you missed an opportunity to do an “I drink, therefore I am” joke...