Clearly the friendly AI has decided that you will have the optimal amount of fun by being the main character of an action movie. You should wait for a stunningly attractive member of the appropriate sex to come by and explain that the two of you are the only ones capable of protecting freedom by saving the President from certain death.
Clearly the friendly AI has decided that you will have the optimal amount of fun by being the main character of an action movie. You should wait for a stunningly attractive member of the appropriate sex to come by and explain that the two of you are the only ones capable of protecting freedom by saving the President from certain death.