“On skibidi you’re skunky. Your wiki jots zilch1 triumphs—just “totem of dandruff”. I kuru when I google your emoji2, a silhouette3 with zero mojo.”
“Zombie’s an otaku with Ohio swagger. Bizarre hooligan hassling the honcho’s chocolate stash. I’ll powwow and yeet your avocados, narc.”
“It’s jinxed, chat! Lot of bugged fuss, you have pariah kismet. On Manitou you’re petrified, where’s your bukkake kitty? My boombox gongs, yours yabbers. Gangnam oof, yahoo.”
“Yikes! Mumbo-jumbo tweets, habibi ;-) I tuktuk to my ziggurat while you possum in this crypt. Your haram spandrels4 quiver like cocaine quokkas; this mewing sigma has Tomahawk’d your baka igloo.”
“Inshallah, what’s this armageddon? You karaoke maroon voodoo (feces, that is); I aloha and schmooze your moe squaws on my raccoon safari, hurrah! Your koans only flirt with schmucks and yakuza. No oasis for you, sheesh.”
“Banzai, what a brouhaha! You’re just tsundere, and gung ho for my banana. This hurricane moccassins to the futon and boops your aegyo geisha. Be my golem and beep at my diwan, but no can do on the yaoi5 hentai, dawg.”
It would make the insult less good, but if we accept the etymology from espandre we could instead use “alcoves”, “minarets” or “pagodas”. But the double meaning was particularly satisfying here. ↩
Not just a a Japanese word, a Japanese neologism. ↩
Jihad Musket
“On skibidi you’re skunky. Your wiki jots zilch1 triumphs—just “totem of dandruff”. I kuru when I google your emoji2, a silhouette3 with zero mojo.”
“Zombie’s an otaku with Ohio swagger. Bizarre hooligan hassling the honcho’s chocolate stash. I’ll powwow and yeet your avocados, narc.”
“It’s jinxed, chat! Lot of bugged fuss, you have pariah kismet. On Manitou you’re petrified, where’s your bukkake kitty? My boombox gongs, yours yabbers. Gangnam oof, yahoo.”
“Yikes! Mumbo-jumbo tweets, habibi ;-) I tuktuk to my ziggurat while you possum in this crypt. Your haram spandrels4 quiver like cocaine quokkas; this mewing sigma has Tomahawk’d your baka igloo.”
“Inshallah, what’s this armageddon? You karaoke maroon voodoo (feces, that is); I aloha and schmooze your moe squaws on my raccoon safari, hurrah! Your koans only flirt with schmucks and yakuza. No oasis for you, sheesh.”
“Banzai, what a brouhaha! You’re just tsundere, and gung ho for my banana. This hurricane moccassins to the futon and boops your aegyo geisha. Be my golem and beep at my diwan, but no can do on the yaoi5 hentai, dawg.”
De novo, from 1923. ↩
I was pleasantly to surprised that this word has no relation to the word “emotion”. Purely independent, a true friend. ↩
A Basque loanword into English! ↩
It would make the insult less good, but if we accept the etymology from espandre we could instead use “alcoves”, “minarets” or “pagodas”. But the double meaning was particularly satisfying here. ↩
Not just a a Japanese word, a Japanese neologism. ↩