This story is trash and so am I.
If people don’t want to see this on LW I can delete it.
You are showcasing a certain unproductive mental pattern, for which there’s a simple cure. Repeat after me:
This is my mud pile
I show it with a smile
And this is my face
It also has its place
For increased effect, repeat 5 times in rap style.
To clarify, I was happy about finally accepting “being trash” but ambivalent about whether this trash should be on LW. But I agree with the sentiment.