At the moment, “nobody loves Dave” and “the fate of the cosmic commons is at stake!” are running neck and neck. I suggest leaving it up to Omega.
“nobody loves Dave” has now edged out “the fate of the cosmic commons is at stake!” by one vote. Of course, if I take the weighted average, that still works out to a way higher evaluation of my personal significance than seems at all justifiable. Is it possible people aren’t all being entirely sincere in their votes? Nah, that’s crazy talk.