Oh, Hegel. I remember a lecture where the professor read from Hegel’s Wissenschaft der Logik like it was a holy scripture. When he was finished, he looked up and said: “With this, everything is said”. I didn’t understand anything, it was a jungle of words like being and not-being and becoming and how one thing becomes the other. I said that I didn’t understand anything, and what did the lecturer reply with a smile? “It’s good you don’t understand it!” I seriously had the intense urge to shout at him, but instead I just didn’t show up anymore.