What do you read? What would “desk archeology” produce?

I would like to do a kind of poll:
Which books/​articles do you read now, which ones are on your reading list?
What would a “desk archeologist” find when digging up your desk?

Some links:

“A Stratigraphic Analysis of Desk Debris”,
”Are we able to think clearly when surrounded by mess, asks Clive James”: