The main problem with satire is Poe’s Law. There are people sincerely advocating for more extreme positions in many respects, so it is difficult to write a satirical post that is distinguishable from those sincere positions even after being told that it is satire. In your case I had to get about 90% of the way through before suspecting that it was anything other than an enthusiastic but poorly written sincere post.
The main problem with satire is Poe’s Law. There are people sincerely advocating for more extreme positions in many respects, so it is difficult to write a satirical post that is distinguishable from those sincere positions even after being told that it is satire. In your case I had to get about 90% of the way through before suspecting that it was anything other than an enthusiastic but poorly written sincere post.
Bwahahahaha! Lord save us! =]