This is a good post. I remember being so confused in a real analysis class when my professor started talking about how important it is that we restrict our attention to continuous linear functions (what on Earth was a discontinuous linear function supposed to be?). This post explains what’s going on better than my professor or textbook did.
I agree with one of the other commenters that this part is not technically phrased accurately:
One way to think about continuity is that a function not having any “jumps” implies that it can’t have an “infinitely steep” slope
Because eg the derivative of at is despite the fact that it’s continuous there.
This post ends before it even starts bothering to make arguments for why its central claim is true. It just repeats the claim with increasingly angry and profane language.