Thanks much for the link to the Secretary Problem solution. That’s will serve perfectly. Even if I don’t know the total number of houses that will be candidates for serious consideration, I do know there’s an average, which is (IIRC) six houses visited before a purchase.
As for cheating … what I mean by that is deluding myself about some aspects of the property I’m looking at so that I believe “this is the one” and make an offer just to stop the emotional turmoil of changing homes and spending a zillion dollars that I don’t happen to possess. “Home sweet home” and “escape the evil debt trap” are memes at war in my head, and I will do things like hallucinate room dimensions that accommodate my furniture rather than admit to myself that an otherwise workable floor plan in a newly gutted and beautifully renovated yet affordable home is too dang small and located in a declining neighborhood. I take a tape measure and grid paper with me to balk the room size cheat. But I also refer to the table, which requires me to check for FEMA flood zone location. This particular candidate home was in a FEMA 100-year flood zone, and the then-undeveloped site had in fact been flooded in 1952. That fact was enough to snap me out of my delusion. At that point the condition of the neighboring homes became salient.
The extent to which self-delusion and trickery are entwined in everyday thought is terribly disheartening, if you want to know the truth.
On weighting my functional criteria based on dollars, the real estate market has worked out a marvelous short circuit for rationality. Houses are no longer assessed for value based on an individual home’s actual functional specifications. The quantity of land matters (so yard size matters to price). Otherwise, overwhelmingly, residential properties are valued for sale and for mortgages based on recent sales of “comparable” homes. “Comparable” means “the same square footage & same number of bedrooms and baths within half of mile of your candidate home.” The two homes can otherwise be completely dissimilar, but will nevertheless be considered “comparable”. No amount of improvements to the house or yard will change the most recent sale price of the other homes in the neighborhood. What this means is that sales prices are just for generic shelter plus the land, where the land is most of the value and neighborhood location is most of the land value. So the price of the home you’re looking at is not really very closely tied to anything you might value about the home. This makes it very difficult to come up with a reasonable market price for, say, an indoor laundry versus laundry facilities in the garage. It’s certainly beyond my meager capacity to calibrate the value of home amenities based on dollars.
I’m told it wasn’t this way in the 1950s, but given the history of land scams in the U.S., which go all the way back to colonial land scams in Virginia, I have my doubts that prices for real estate were ever rational.
But I’ll try to find something for weights. Back to the drawing board. And thanks for your help.
Recommended for LINGUISTICS: “Contemporary Linguistics”, by William O’Grady, John Archibald, Mark Aronoff, & Janie Rees-Miller. Truly comprehensive, addressing ALL the areas of interesting work in linguistics—phonetics, phonology, morphology, syntax, semantics, historical linguistics, comparative linguistics & language universals, sign languages, language acquisition and development, second language acquisition, psycholinguistics, neurolinguistics, sociolinguistics & discourse analysis, written vs spoken language, animal communication, & computational/corpus linguistics. Each chapter is sharp & targetted; you will really know what you want to read next after studying this text.
NOT recommended: “Linguistics: An Introduction to Linguistic Theory”, edited by Victoria A. Fromkin & authored by Bruce Hayes, Susan Curtiss, Anna Szabolcsi, Tim Stowell, Edward Stabler, Dominique Sportiche, Hilda Koopman, Patricia Keating, Pamela Munro, Nina Hyams, & Donca Steriade. This text provides a solid guide to generative phonology, generative syntax, and formal semantics—but only in their mainstream (aka Chomskian) formulations, and with no reference to actual language use (which, for theoretical reasons, is anathema to the Chomskian crowd). Interestingly, at least 8 of the authors I recognize as faculty from UCLA, which makes the text a bit ingrown for my taste.
NOT recommended: “Syntax: A Generative Introduction”, by Andrew Carnie. First problem: This book covers syntax and only syntax, and does so solely from a generative perspective. Second problem: Although Carnie is a reknowned expert in Irish Gaelic syntax and doubtless knows his stuff, he can’t write a clear expository textbook to save his soul. This is the most confusing book on linguistics that I’ve ever read.