mr bean was just like mr bean on youtube
only muchly much funnier!!!
sëbus was crying with laughter
he was spinning on daddy’s lap he was spouting gibberish he was excitedly explaining the jokes to dad
sëbus was happy happy from laughing
but also maybe from being able to explain the jokes to dad
dad was happy for sëbus, too just less so than sëbus if he were more happy, the knowers would have chosen him perhaps
and dad was laughing too of course crying with laughter
just a little less than sëbus
mr bean, he was performing for sëbus doing his best for him it was a very sëbus kind of humor
dad even had strength left to think while he was laughing
“what the what is happening” dad’s thinking stumbled
he could probably guess what just the laughter stopped him from thinking to the end
then dad decided to think about laughter itself that proved to be easier
“o!” he thought roaring with laughter
“it’s just the perfect time to figure it out what it is!” “what laughter is”
“now!” “i’m just never before, such laughter and never again”
here, mr bean did something that made sëbus sink under the table from dad’s lap he was laughing so hard
dad, too, had some trouble sitting straight
“laughter is when you get when you didn’t expect” dad realized instantly this had eluded him for so long!
“you get something good, and a lot, and at once!” dad roared
he just got a lot and at once went from no understanding of laughter to maximum possible
such sudden clarity
the second captain was rubbing his eyes, blinded by laughter barely holding up the squirming first captain
“right” he kept saying to himself
“riiiiiiight”
unlike dad, sëbus was not really thinking he was simply laughing
it was all so funny and not scary at all
a little while back, sëbus was a bit scared [another flashback] because he didn’t know when the game would start
it’s been half a day since they left earth, already passed the moon, so where are they? they the knowers
sëbus greatly disliked being played with without permission
dad reassured him he said: this game will certainly not start until you want it
no one can be made happy against their will
so after dinner, just as a light distraction, sëbus climbed up on dad’s lap he wanted to watch something funny with him like mr bean
so they went to youtube and started watching
and in a few minutes, youtube turned into something entirely different
the game started
sëbus was riding on his dad and watching as if watching youtube only it wasn’t youtube
it was something absolutely new and amazing and it was so funny
sëbus was on his dad and at the same time he was in that world the mr bean world
he could fly close up to people look into their faces but they couldn’t see him
it was like the observer mode in minecraft
and it was better than youtube: on youtube, sëbus didn’t always understand what was going on
here, he understood everything perfectly
every absurdity of that world set off a fireworks in his brain every joke was as the joke of sëbus’ lifetime
so what did they all do? in that world?
oh, for example: they all kept falling!
always harmless but so sudden so very funny so interesting! because every fall put in motion some kind of hidden mechanism of this world
it was all perfectly set up
look! pathetic unstoppable oh-my-god-smashing —
and it turns out: it was just perfect perfectly timed and perfectly prepared exactly like this
a whole store of stuff collapses a whole bathtub of water rushes out and that’s perfect
poor guys (dad was thinking)
even mr bean though he’s mostly escaping the hell he causes
it’s all staged, i know collapsed half a city, picked himself up, walked away
still poor creatures (dad was laughing quietly)
that’s how it must be
let it all crumble and explode more room to rebuild! there will be new stuff built
and now, why not just have fun
sëbus i love your sense of humor
(wow, did you see that? did you notice?)
now mr bean was in a school
cautiously made his way along the corridor looked around
for there were kids! lots of them
very funny these kids
they were also falling and screaming and throwing stuff and jumping and running wild
and they were laughing it was all too funny to not laugh
and sëbus was with them laughing with other kids was a lot more fun than laughing alone
no, they weren’t teasing mr bean, or anyone no evil jokes no nastiness
these were good kids bad kids wouldn’t be funny at all
they were just very very wild they were unleashed
they could do anything right now nothing was off limits
and they all knew, for some reason, that it was all totally safe you do all you want, and nothing bad comes out of it
even when something breaks hooray! we’ll just sweep the debris
as for mr bean, he was —
he was like: whoa whoa!
he was very indignant what kind of behavior is that, was his question! he was hilarious
the way he steps over guards himself from all the pandemonium
such mr bean dignity
but actually he’s having fun too, sëbus realized he’s just not showing it he’s mr bean
what if, sëbus thought —
sëbus transformed himself into something
something utterly shocking for mr bean something something!
he wasn’t actually sure himself what it was he didn’t care
he just watched mr bean’s reaction!
dad! dad! did you see that? did you see how he’s —
let me do it again let me
mr bean’s reaction to sëbus doing it again was such that sëbus rolled down from dad’s lap he was laughing so hard
but this was the last burst of fun like the last salvo of fireworks on canada day
after that, sëbus felt tired of laughing laughing tires you
and also: he felt something towards mr bean almost like a pity?
he felt he just wanted to not laugh at him for a bit
just to be with him
sëbus transformed himself back into sëbus
he took mr bean’s hand (the hand was utterly real)
mr bean squirmed, but sëbus smiled to him very widely
he led mr bean out of the school to the street (it was a noisy street, cars were going up and down, and it was windy)
and there, sëbus asked him a question
just stopped and asked
you are a knower, sëbus said you know all
tell me why did wendy fly away?
mr bean made a funny face
not very funny before, he used to make much funnier faces than this
as if he was saying: oh! i know, little boy, i know it all! i know what you can’t even imagine —
and then he made a move as if pointing somewhere behind sëbus’ back
that distracted sëbus for two tenths of a second but that was enough
when he turned back, he saw mr bean —
bending all over himself? twitching
trying to —
close down! shut up! like a telescope —
Chapter 6: Sweep The Debris
mr bean was just like mr bean on youtube
only muchly much funnier!!!
sëbus was crying with laughter
he was spinning on daddy’s lap
he was spouting gibberish
he was excitedly explaining the jokes to dad
sëbus was happy
happy from laughing
but also maybe from being able to explain the jokes to dad
dad was happy for sëbus, too
just less so than sëbus
if he were more happy, the knowers would have chosen him perhaps
and dad was laughing too
of course
crying with laughter
just a little less than sëbus
mr bean, he was performing for sëbus
doing his best for him
it was a very sëbus kind of humor
dad even had strength left to think while he was laughing
“what the what is happening” dad’s thinking stumbled
he could probably guess what
just the laughter stopped him from thinking to the end
then dad decided to think about laughter itself
that proved to be easier
“o!” he thought roaring with laughter
“it’s just the perfect time to figure it out what it is!”
“what laughter is”
“now!”
“i’m just never before, such laughter and never again”
here, mr bean did something that made sëbus sink under the table from dad’s lap
he was laughing so hard
dad, too, had some trouble sitting straight
“laughter is when you get when you didn’t expect” dad realized instantly
this had eluded him for so long!
“you get something good, and a lot, and at once!” dad roared
he just got a lot and at once
went from no understanding of laughter to maximum possible
such sudden clarity
the second captain was rubbing his eyes, blinded by laughter
barely holding up the squirming first captain
“right” he kept saying to himself
“riiiiiiight”
unlike dad, sëbus was not really thinking
he was simply laughing
it was all so funny
and not scary at all
a little while back, sëbus was a bit scared [another flashback]
because he didn’t know when the game would start
it’s been half a day since they left earth, already passed the moon, so where are they?
they
the knowers
sëbus greatly disliked being played with without permission
dad reassured him
he said: this game will certainly not start until you want it
no one can be made happy against their will
so after dinner, just as a light distraction, sëbus climbed up on dad’s lap
he wanted to watch something funny with him
like mr bean
so they went to youtube and started watching
and in a few minutes, youtube turned into something entirely different
the game started
sëbus was riding on his dad and watching
as if watching youtube
only it wasn’t youtube
it was something absolutely new and amazing
and it was so funny
sëbus was on his dad and at the same time he was in that world
the mr bean world
he could fly close up to people
look into their faces
but they couldn’t see him
it was like the observer mode in minecraft
and it was better than youtube:
on youtube, sëbus didn’t always understand what was going on
here, he understood everything perfectly
every absurdity of that world set off a fireworks in his brain
every joke was as the joke of sëbus’ lifetime
so what did they all do? in that world?
oh, for example: they all kept falling!
always harmless but so sudden so very funny
so interesting!
because every fall put in motion some kind of hidden mechanism of this world
it was all perfectly set up
look!
pathetic unstoppable oh-my-god-smashing —
and it turns out: it was just perfect
perfectly timed and perfectly prepared
exactly like this
a whole store of stuff collapses
a whole bathtub of water rushes out
and that’s perfect
poor guys (dad was thinking)
even mr bean
though he’s mostly escaping the hell he causes
it’s all staged, i know
collapsed half a city, picked himself up, walked away
still poor creatures (dad was laughing quietly)
that’s how it must be
let it all crumble and explode
more room to rebuild!
there will be new stuff built
and now, why not just have fun
sëbus i love your sense of humor
(wow, did you see that? did you notice?)
now mr bean was in a school
cautiously made his way along the corridor
looked around
for there were kids!
lots of them
very funny
these kids
they were also falling
and screaming and throwing stuff
and jumping and running wild
and they were laughing
it was all too funny to not laugh
and sëbus was with them
laughing with other kids was a lot more fun than laughing alone
no, they weren’t teasing mr bean, or anyone
no evil jokes
no nastiness
these were good kids
bad kids wouldn’t be funny at all
they were just very very wild
they were unleashed
they could do anything right now
nothing was off limits
and they all knew, for some reason, that it was all totally safe
you do all you want, and nothing bad comes out of it
even when something breaks
hooray!
we’ll just sweep the debris
as for mr bean, he was —
he was like: whoa whoa!
he was very indignant
what kind of behavior is that, was his question!
he was hilarious
the way he steps over
guards himself from all the pandemonium
such mr bean dignity
but actually he’s having fun too, sëbus realized
he’s just not showing it
he’s mr bean
what if, sëbus thought —
sëbus transformed himself into something
something utterly shocking for mr bean
something something!
he wasn’t actually sure himself what it was
he didn’t care
he just watched mr bean’s reaction!
dad! dad! did you see that?
did you see how he’s —
let me do it again
let me
mr bean’s reaction to sëbus doing it again was such that sëbus rolled down from dad’s lap
he was laughing so hard
but this was the last burst of fun
like the last salvo of fireworks on canada day
after that, sëbus felt tired of laughing
laughing tires you
and also: he felt something towards mr bean
almost like a
pity?
he felt he just wanted to not laugh at him for a bit
just to
be with him
sëbus transformed himself back into sëbus
he took mr bean’s hand
(the hand was utterly real)
mr bean squirmed, but sëbus smiled to him very widely
he led mr bean out of the school
to the street
(it was a noisy street, cars were going up and down, and it was windy)
and there, sëbus asked him a question
just stopped and asked
you are a knower, sëbus said
you know all
tell me why did wendy fly away?
mr bean made a funny face
not very funny
before, he used to make much funnier faces than this
as if he was saying: oh!
i know, little boy, i know it all!
i know what you can’t even imagine —
and then he made a move
as if pointing somewhere behind sëbus’ back
that distracted sëbus for two tenths of a second
but that was enough
when he turned back, he saw mr bean —
bending all over himself?
twitching
trying to —
close down! shut up! like a telescope —