“Nothing matters at all. Might as well be nice to people. (Hand out your chuckles while you can.)”
A Softer World. I’ve always loved that webcomic, as sappy as it is.
(Mouse over a strip to see its last sentence.)
Also:
“You were my everything. Which, upon reflection, was probably the problem.”
“Overreaction: Any reaction to something that doesn’t affect me.”
“Civilization is the ability to distinguish what you like from what you like watching pornography of. (And anyway, why were you going through my computer?)”
“The Internet made us all into cyborgs with access to a whole world of information to back up whatever stupid thing we believe that day. (The Racist Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)”
“Everyone wants someone they can bring home to mom. I need someone to distract my mom while I raid the medicine cabinet. (Someone who thinks suggested dosages are quaint.)”—that’s not a rationality quote, but it’s how my boyfriend thinks and operates.
“Nothing matters at all. Might as well be nice to people. (Hand out your chuckles while you can.)”
A Softer World. I’ve always loved that webcomic, as sappy as it is.
(Mouse over a strip to see its last sentence.)
Also:
“You were my everything. Which, upon reflection, was probably the problem.”
“Overreaction: Any reaction to something that doesn’t affect me.”
“Civilization is the ability to distinguish what you like from what you like watching pornography of. (And anyway, why were you going through my computer?)”
“The Internet made us all into cyborgs with access to a whole world of information to back up whatever stupid thing we believe that day. (The Racist Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)”
“Everyone wants someone they can bring home to mom. I need someone to distract my mom while I raid the medicine cabinet. (Someone who thinks suggested dosages are quaint.)”—that’s not a rationality quote, but it’s how my boyfriend thinks and operates.