At my funeral, there will be a guest list and not everyone will be on it (sorry). And, i’m going to be working the door, to make sure only the correct people get in. (After everyone is, since i’ve studied alot with rip van winkle, about easter sunday, and with uridice from the book Orpheus in greece, and with F Tipler (physics of immor(t)alityi’ll go to my casket for the viewing.
However, because i’m not a ZentoDone or ‘getting things done’ type, I haven’t set a date for my funeral yet. The only thing I really get done is my list of new year’s resolutions, and i make one every year and follow it religiously. It has one item—‘next year, i’ll stop procrastinating’. (since i need to learn some new skills for employment purposes). This follows from the more fundamental principle or commandment ‘If you can do it tomorrow why do it today?’. (I may also sell advance tickets to my funeral at a discount, so get them early!!! After all, you can’t take it with you, and i think the role of helping people get things done by rendering unto mammon what is his or hers is one of the most inspiring (though i guess the song Frankenstein by NY Dolls has other possible inspiring figures.)
Yogi Berra, on Timeless Decision Theory.
If only I cared about who goes to my funeral.
At my funeral, there will be a guest list and not everyone will be on it (sorry). And, i’m going to be working the door, to make sure only the correct people get in. (After everyone is, since i’ve studied alot with rip van winkle, about easter sunday, and with uridice from the book Orpheus in greece, and with F Tipler (physics of immor(t)alityi’ll go to my casket for the viewing.
However, because i’m not a ZentoDone or ‘getting things done’ type, I haven’t set a date for my funeral yet. The only thing I really get done is my list of new year’s resolutions, and i make one every year and follow it religiously. It has one item—‘next year, i’ll stop procrastinating’. (since i need to learn some new skills for employment purposes). This follows from the more fundamental principle or commandment ‘If you can do it tomorrow why do it today?’. (I may also sell advance tickets to my funeral at a discount, so get them early!!! After all, you can’t take it with you, and i think the role of helping people get things done by rendering unto mammon what is his or hers is one of the most inspiring (though i guess the song Frankenstein by NY Dolls has other possible inspiring figures.)
I genuinely can’t tell what parts of it were a joke, which were serious, and why it was even posted. Downvote.