Light up a paper and trigger the smoke alarm and wait for the firemen to rescue you
Hide in the closet and wait for your captors to come back—then run for your life
Discover how to time travel—time travel forward into the future until there is no room
Wait until the house becomes old and crumbles
Pick the lock with a paperclip
Shred the bed into a string, pass it through the pet door, lasso the lock and open it
Google how to make a bomb and blast the wall
Open the door
Wait for somebody to pass by, attract their attention hitting the window and ask for help writing on a notepad
Write your location in a paper and slide it under the door, hoping it will find its way to someone who can help
Use the vents
Use that handy secret door you built it a while ago and your wife called you crazy for doing so
Send a message through the internet asking for help
Order a pizza, ask for help when they arrive
Burn the door
Melt the door with a smelting tool
Shoot at the lock with a gun
Push against the door until you quantum tunnel through it
Melt the lock with the Breaking Bad melting lock stuff (probably google that first)
There is no door—overcome your fears and cross the emptyness
Split your matress in half with a kitchen knife, fit the split mattress through the window to make a landing spot and jump into it
Make a paper plane with instructions for someone to help and throw it out of the window
Make a rope with your duvet and slide yourself down to the street
Make a makeshift glider with your duvet and jump out of the window—hopefully it will slow you down enough to not die
Climb out of the window and into the next room
Dig the soil under the door until you can fit through
Set your speaker to maximum volume and ask for help
Break the window with a chair and climb outside
Grow a tree under the door and let it lift the door for you
Use a clothe hanger to slide through the clothing line between your building and your neighbourg’s. Apologize to the neightbour for disrupting their sleep.
Hit the ceiling with a broom to make the house rate come out. Attach a message to them and send them back into their hole, and to your neighbour
Meditate until somebody opens the door
Train your flexibility for years until you fit through the dog door
Build a makeshift ariete with the wooden frame of the bed
Unmont the hinges with a scredriver and remove the door
Try random combinations until you find the password
Look for the key over the door frame
Collect dust and blow it over the numpad. The dust collects over the three most greasy digits. Try the 6 possible combinations until the door opens.
Find the model number of the lock. Call the fabricator pretending to be the owner. Wait five minutes while listening to waiting music. Explain you are locked. Realize you are talking to an automated receiver. Ask to talk with a real person. Explain you ae locked. Follow all instructions.
Do not be in the room in the first place
Try figuring out if you really need to escape in the first place
Swap consciosuness with the other body you left outside the room
Complain to your captor that the room is too small and you are claustrophobic. Hope they are understanding.
Pretend to have a hearth attack, wait for your captor to carry you outside
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Break the door with your shoulders
Use the window
Break the wall with your fists
Scream for help until somebody comes
Call a locksmith
Light up a paper and trigger the smoke alarm and wait for the firemen to rescue you
Hide in the closet and wait for your captors to come back—then run for your life
Discover how to time travel—time travel forward into the future until there is no room
Wait until the house becomes old and crumbles
Pick the lock with a paperclip
Shred the bed into a string, pass it through the pet door, lasso the lock and open it
Google how to make a bomb and blast the wall
Open the door
Wait for somebody to pass by, attract their attention hitting the window and ask for help writing on a notepad
Write your location in a paper and slide it under the door, hoping it will find its way to someone who can help
Use the vents
Use that handy secret door you built it a while ago and your wife called you crazy for doing so
Send a message through the internet asking for help
Order a pizza, ask for help when they arrive
Burn the door
Melt the door with a smelting tool
Shoot at the lock with a gun
Push against the door until you quantum tunnel through it
Melt the lock with the Breaking Bad melting lock stuff (probably google that first)
There is no door—overcome your fears and cross the emptyness
Split your matress in half with a kitchen knife, fit the split mattress through the window to make a landing spot and jump into it
Make a paper plane with instructions for someone to help and throw it out of the window
Make a rope with your duvet and slide yourself down to the street
Make a makeshift glider with your duvet and jump out of the window—hopefully it will slow you down enough to not die
Climb out of the window and into the next room
Dig the soil under the door until you can fit through
Set your speaker to maximum volume and ask for help
Break the window with a chair and climb outside
Grow a tree under the door and let it lift the door for you
Use a clothe hanger to slide through the clothing line between your building and your neighbourg’s. Apologize to the neightbour for disrupting their sleep.
Hit the ceiling with a broom to make the house rate come out. Attach a message to them and send them back into their hole, and to your neighbour
Meditate until somebody opens the door
Train your flexibility for years until you fit through the dog door
Build a makeshift ariete with the wooden frame of the bed
Unmont the hinges with a scredriver and remove the door
Try random combinations until you find the password
Look for the key over the door frame
Collect dust and blow it over the numpad. The dust collects over the three most greasy digits. Try the 6 possible combinations until the door opens.
Find the model number of the lock. Call the fabricator pretending to be the owner. Wait five minutes while listening to waiting music. Explain you are locked. Realize you are talking to an automated receiver. Ask to talk with a real person. Explain you ae locked. Follow all instructions.
Do not be in the room in the first place
Try figuring out if you really need to escape in the first place
Swap consciosuness with the other body you left outside the room
Complain to your captor that the room is too small and you are claustrophobic. Hope they are understanding.
Pretend to have a hearth attack, wait for your captor to carry you outside
Check out ideas on how to escape in the lesswrong bable challenge
#44 might not be too bad… Social engineering is real, and people are surprisingly vulnerable to it.
(I realized I miseed the part on the instructions about an empty room—so my solutions involve other objects)